IN YOUR FACE JAM: Flipping Through The Weirdly Subversive “Marvel Swimsuit Specials”

I swear I will stop writing about these comics and posting pics like this.

I mean, just as soon as Marvel releases some sexy man variants.*

*"sexy man" used to denote men that are generally accepted to be sexually attractive and not the specific men that I find sexually attractive

IN YOUR FACE JAM: Brett’s Top 10 Hottest Comic Dudes
I wrote a thing. And I made “trading cards” for all 10. Oh, and you’re welcome for bringing to your attention the fact that Captain America considers the United States Constitution beach reading and enjoys wearing belted Speedos. 
There are a lot of mustaches on this list.

IN YOUR FACE JAM: Brett’s Top 10 Hottest Comic Dudes

I wrote a thing. And I made “trading cards” for all 10. Oh, and you’re welcome for bringing to your attention the fact that Captain America considers the United States Constitution beach reading and enjoys wearing belted Speedos. 

There are a lot of mustaches on this list.

I kinda hope they never start casting the Marvel Netflix series, because speculating about which characters and which actors could pop up in five television series is just too much fun. Especially the street-level characters from the Marvel Universe, most of which haven’t been adapted in the Marvel Cinematic Universe yet. The possibilities!

  • James Wolk as Daredevil
  • Harry Shum Jr. as Iron Fist
  • Terry Crews as Luke Cage
  • Sola Bamis as Misty Knight
  • Rich Sommer as Foggy Nelson
  • Stephanie Beatriz as White Tiger

I can’t think of anyone for Colleen Wing, and Jessica Jones is stumping me too. 

Of course, this is all dependent on Misty, White Tiger, and Colleen appearing on any of these new shows. I hope they do!